Sunday, February 9, 2014

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You know you have REALLY entered your 30's when your excited to try out a new steam mop on a Saturday night....

I think Folgers had it all wrong. The best part of waking up is poopaghetin contained in a toddlers fleece sleeper. I don't know if there is anything left to shock me as a mother.

What wonderful awkward nostalgia!

I like my phone...I really do. But I however, do not like the emergency dialer button that comes up after failed lock screen attempts....Yeah....Eliza called 911 TWICE and they called back 2 times...all while I was unaware that she had swiped my phone this morning.

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