"Oh My Gosh, we've been robbed!...No wait, we live with a toddler"
"All I can hear coming from my daughters bedroom after I put her to bed with not much fuss is hearing an old empty peri bottle being squeezed repeatedly...."
"Weeping at the very end of the Lorax. Can we say pregnancy mood swings?"
"Alright Nolan...I finished your big sisters quilt. You can come any day now!"
"It is one of those having to hold your toddler's food hostage until they will agree to wear their bib kind of days..."